Thursday, June 6, 2013

Poems Only The Truly Fat Will Understand

Recently a friend suggested that I try doing some live performing, a poetry reading. And, coincidentally, I've been feeling melancholy which tends to make me write poetry. It's been a while since I have shared my deepest innermost thoughts here, but I'm among friends, I think I can share. Here is the beginning of my latest work. It is is suite of poems. I call it:

Poems Only The Truly Fat Will Understand

I wish my head was the size
of a matchbox car
So I could lick the bottom
of the Nutella jar.

Nutella tastes good,
Worth the price that I paid
But the color makes it
A bad marital aid.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Breeding Bird Atlas Codes Video

For everyone who is participating in the Florida Breeding Bird Atlas project, and for those who are just really bored, I have created an instructional video about how to use the breeding bird codes. Comments are welcome. Please share with anyone who is on the project.